21 8 / 2014
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
ugh i’m pretty sure i’ll never be able to do 2 or 5
20 8 / 2014
"Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one."
02 7 / 2014
30 6 / 2014
So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.