September 2011
6 posts
one of these days: http://t.co/7yT1RLbn
Working in TV = trying to make a show better than Ow, My Balls from Idiocracy while people ask you to make Ow, My Balls over and over again
What I’ve learned from watching the Emmys, the season finale of Louie, the roast of Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen on Leno, 2 Broke Girls, 2 and a Half Men, Dancing with the Stars, The Playboy Club, WWE Wrestling, the Republican National Debate: You can’t say midget or Down’s Syndrome on TV. You can say “I want to show you my pussy” on cable television. You can make fun...
maria bello and william h. macy are both people i’m pretty sure i’ve seen naked 3-4 times in movies #emmys
it’s a 0 on google reader kind of day! (this might happen a lot for some ppl but it happens approx once every 6 months for me)
RT @mrseanpatton: If you’re talking about stand up in public and strangers walking by give you odd looks, it’s because you’re saying “ki …
August 2011
6 posts
come on Irene. oh i swear on my knees. at this moment… you’re ruining my vacation #badhurricanepuns #butseriouslythissucks
RT @maxsilvestri: The aftershocks of the Pinkett Smith disaster are finally being felt in NYC.
From an e-mail I sent to my high school friends:
Apparently, my entire building shook (I was on the 33rd floor) but I was on a conference call and did not notice at all. When I got off (the call, not from earthquake-induced orgasm), I called Jake to see if he wanted to get lunch and he was like “Are you calling about the earthquake?” at which point I looked around and noticed that...
New blog post: http://t.co/NYIMp8H MTV salutes videos with a message (as opposed to all those dada-ist songs with no meaning).
Marlo Thomas is the original Gaga
According to Perez Hilton , the MTV VMAs will feature a new category: Best Video With A Message. Here are the nominees:
P!nk – F****** Perfect - P!nk lets out a rally cry of reassurance for anyone who’s ever felt less than perfect.
Lady Gaga – Born This Way - Mother Monster gives birth to a world free from prejudice, judgment and self-doubt.
Katy Perry –...
I came home to find Jake asleep. His laptop was still open on the dining room table. The TV was still on, tuned to Anderson Cooper, on mute. And every 10 minutes, his cell phone alarm would go off and he would roll over, murmur and then shut it off. At a certain point in one of those moments between alarm and snooze, he became aware I’d come home and assured me that he was only taking a...
July 2011
13 posts
this reminds me of college for 3 reasons: a) you hear a capella beatboxing about 75 times more in college than in the real world b) it was sent to me by the VAJMATAJ list. post-college, you get far fewer funny video chains. this, i think, is a travesty. c) the word axolotl will always make me think of Children of Eden and specifically, Matt Stone in Children of Eden.
I have 404 followers. When I see 404 on a webpage, I usually assume something is wrong. #issomethingwrong?
Rolling in the Deep has to be the most depressing #songofthesummer ever
Wait, so for all this time before the TV show, there were hoarders in our midst and we were just okay with it?
When I scoop out the litter box, I feel like a tiny poop archaeologist.
I wrote about becoming a Zumba-phile:
http://t.co/KNVNGth
Lately, despite the fact that I am not one for diet/exercise trends, I’ve taken up Zumba. Zumba— like its predecessors yoga, sushi, tae bo, and bahn mi— has made its way from foreign lands straight to the luxurious Murray Hill Crunch gym. If you’re wondering what the next of these trends will be, just imagine that Sex and the City were still on the air, picture what the...
RT @andyhaynesed: @HotSoupShow: This week on the show @dlemoncomedy @Adam_Newman @noredavis Andy Sanford James Adomian !!! #bringyourspoons
My picks for 2011-2012 SNL hosts: http://t.co/3FSoxae
1. Mila Kunis Now that she’s a genuine movie star and sex symbol, it’s definitely time for her to host. She seems like the kind of chill-ass girl who can knock a few back and hang with the boys. 2. Jim Parsons He’s racked up an Emmy and a Golden Globe for his work as Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory and is now acting on Broadway in The Normal Heart. I’d love to see him...
RT @celesters: I’m on Google N + 1. It’s pretty cool, but you might not be smart enough for it. So far only me and J Franzen are on it.
RT @kumailn: 98% of people are born on January 1st, according to survey conducted by redband movie trailers.
Things it’s cool to be nostalgic about: Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch Jackee Wilson Phillips’ Hold On Face from Nickelodeon Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Goodburger Twin Peaks Angelfire web pages Thing it’s passe to be nostalgic about: The Chip ‘n’ Dales theme song Legends of the Hidden Temple Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing the Smurfs pogs Betty White when the Beach Boys were on Full House the...
June 2011
8 posts
Yesterday we had a bomb scare in @TimesSquareNYC. Today a rapper climbing a pole. Any chance this guy is Banksy? @anjewla @jakeplunkett
RT @wiscompton: Now that she’s a twitter sensation, when is @meganamram going to be the monologist at @ASSSSCATNYC?
“There are dreams and there are career plans. They are not the same. Some dreams...”
– Cary Tennis’ advice on working towards your dreams
http://www.salon.com/life/since_you_asked/2009/06/24/living_in_la/index.html
I come back to this article when I’m losing perspective.
c’mon rain. i was gonna hit up 3 comedy shows or walk home or just generally leave work. don’t be a dick.
Nostalgia is tricky.
Things it’s cool to be nostalgic about:
Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Jackee
Wilson Phillips’ Hold On
Face from Nickelodeon
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Goodburger
Twin Peaks
Angelfire web pages
Thing it’s passe to be nostalgic about:
The Chip ‘n’ Dales theme song
Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing
the Smurfs
pogs
Betty White
when the...
Apparently I’m now the kind of girl who has cats and does Zumba. #thingshavechanged #dontjudgeme
May 2011
14 posts
I just Googled Zumba #sentencesiwouldnthaveunderstoodin1998
things @JakePlunkett researched tonight: flash mobs, late ’90s janet jackson, epic fails, people getting scared and 9/11 #typicalnight
Movies online: The future is (almost) here -... →
Who cares if the world ends? Watching the glee cast sing Rebecca Black’s Friday has fundamentally altered the course of all things to come
RT @seanoconnz: I just read a story about a guy who survived a plane crash and it made me think..how come we don’t make the whole plane …
I’ve started measuring how cool I think you are based on how long ago you told me about Odd Future.
Anyone who knows me well knows that the thing that creeps me out most is when rando people from disparate parts of my life suddenly converge
The way Stefan says “SPICY” is the best part of this week’s SNL. also the face he makes after he kisses seth meyers. #givestefanhisownshow
But how do I buy them?? →
i think i’ve been spending too much time on the Internet. I just looked at the word “locals” and thought it said “lolcats.”
It’s weird. It only takes 36 hours for the world to be like “Forget this Osama Bin Laden thing. How about that guy who acts like a baby?”
i cannot wait. i am eating my lunch now. go ahead and judge me, you jerks.
April 2011
1 post
Right there with you, sistah RT @psyoko I dddon’t care about the Royal Wedding.
July 2009
10 posts
