What I’ve learned from watching the Emmys, the season finale of Louie, the roast of Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen on Leno, 2 Broke Girls, 2 and a Half Men, Dancing with the Stars, The Playboy Club, WWE Wrestling, the Republican National Debate:

You can’t say midget or Down’s Syndrome on TV.

You can say “I want to show you my pussy” on cable television. You can make fun of someone’s friend for dying or make fun of a cherished American hero for having Parkinson’s disease. You can receive a…