THINGS I LEARNED TODAY
-Never leave your house on SantaCon
-Never leave your house in Murray Hill on SantaCon
-Never try to go to zumba in Murray Hill on SantaCon
-Never walk home from zumba in your sweaty gym clothes through a group of well-groomed drunk fratboys whose female ideal is a broomstick wearing mistletoe pasties
-Never attempt to talk to customer service in TD bank during SantaCon while wearing sweaty gym clothes and on your period, even if your bank card has randomly stopped working in all TD bank ATMs across the city. Believe me, you’ve gone to 4 different TD banks.
-Never agree with an old lady complaining about all the drunk kids on SantaCon. She may respond with “It’s days like this that make me wish I owned a gun” the day after a horrific shooting and you will not know how to respond.
-Never leave your house.
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khealywu said:
Seriously fuck SantaCon
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